oh baby, just maybe

Skeptical of starting up a new blog, especially since the last time I had one, I had one follower, who didn't actually publicly follow me, and ended up being my boyfriend of two and a half years.
That worked out REALLY well, obviously.
I think I want a kind of theme for this. I don't just want to write things like "Today I ate a sandwich. OMG YESSSSS."
I haven't decided, however, what kind of persona I want to display here. I don't know if I can keep up with wit and humor, since I'm really not that funny when I try...but I don't know if I can write a serious or enlightening public journal without throwing in some sarcasm.
It's not like I have much of a journey to be embarking on. I'm not doing anything exciting in the next few months, Walmart really isn't that interesting to write about, and the only things I have left are my menial, everyday activities like drinking diet coke and procrastinating. I like to pretend I'm interesting, but really, most of the time I bore myself to tears.
So, I guess we will see what happens.